Technology and I do not interface well. In fact, it is fair to say that material existence and I need to be supervised so that I do not accidentally come to harm. Much as I grouse about contemporary life, I would not have survived in the wild, or even a century ago, so no-one is particularly convinced.

Consequently, over the next few days as I experiment with some changes to the site, please bear with me. There may be glitches, errors, missing pages, erroneous redirections, small fires, and the odd extra-dimensional horror. The management, such as it is, can only apologize and promise that more japes and larks are coming soon.

Two to the power of two-hundred-and-sixty-seven-thousand, seven-hundred-and-nine to one against and falling; two to the power of two-hundred-and-sixty-seven-thousand, seven-hundred-and-eight to one against and falling…