Spoilers for Dragon Age (computer game series and possibly other media). In 2009, RPG giant BioWare and monstrous, customer-hating murder-bot EA released Dragon Age: Origins, a game about hilarious, deformed plasticine dolls given life and sent on a drug-fuelled trip through some of the brownest environments in the universe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7q2vvFs_50 (Footage captured by YouTube user…